wern:

our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote “es para mike wazowski” and the chat went insane

crazy-brazilian:

toonskribblez:

stimman4000:

alycyn:

when u write a long message to someone and get a short reply

highassi:

first I was born without my permission, now my future is in my hands😭😭

filmedonmyphone:

isa-ghost:

raven-clues:

viostormcaller:

killowave-the-2nd:

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

*drinks water* 

prison transfer

rafa-starkiller:

thathighclassbitch:

taskforceterrorist:

lhcpysots-deactivated20190728:

taskforceterrorist:

taskforceterrorist:

me tomorrow

me today

Don’t forgot you are part American

By being human

So you technically hate part of yourself

Maybe you should look for a therapist

im polish

All humans are American now

fliesandlilypads:

oh to be a frog on a lily pad…

you-have-startled-the-witch:

*uses HTML to italicize a few words*

burninitdown:

Me continuing to make irrelevant text posts on tumblr like any of y’all care in the slightest bit

eliteknightcats:

the makeup industry is kinda evil but lipstick did go off with leaving little kiss marks on everything you smooch… i won’t lie

gaysie:

this is literally what he funniest paragraph on earth i want to lock him and andrew garfield in a room so they can talk about being open to any impulses that might arise at any moment. Hall is a vegan